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English: one day i went to play my gamecube, but when i opened it, it had blood in it, and i run down my stairs too call the cops, but i slip in blood while running down the stairs, and see mario drown luigi in my kitchen sink, but the water was blood, and mario went down the drain, but i was like "you're not going away mother fucsfker.ll" so i go down the drain with mario, but i decided to take luigi's dead body with me, so i went down the drain and i was in "sonic's hell land with blood land" when got to the sonic land thingy, i saw blood and nazi symbols everywhere with fire, and mario was doing sonic things, so i take luigi's dead body, and then forced it down mario's mouth. mario died, and so did i, but-but, how did i die? well, you dicide.
THE END, i think...............